On Turning 30

  Well. It’s happening. I’m writing this on July 12, 2017 which means I’m turning 30 tomorrow. I tried as best as I could to add more days in between today and tomorrow, and it didn’t work. So alas, I’m resigned to the fact that I am turning the big 3-0. It’s really not just this birthday that’s bothering me. I’ve hated my birthday as long as I can remember. It’s like...

Hello World!

So, turns out there's nothing more awkward than writing your first blog post. Where do I begin? Do I just start writing? Is anyone even going to read this? I feel this pressure to make it like amazingly profound or hilarious or something. As if I'm going to change the world with my one measly blog post. I actually almost started this post with a meme of Mrs. Doubtfire saying "Heeelllloooo!" with her (his?) face covered in icing. Yeah. Clearly I'm new to the blogging world. So what I'm going to do instead is simply introduce you to my blog and what it's here for.